There was this grumpy auntie driving a big expensive car behind me who wouldn’t stop honking because I was waiting for the traffic to subside a little. Auntie had her crabby panties on because we were at a junction with fast traffic and I wouldn’t budge. I bet she’s the same kind of woman who double parks at other people’s inconvenience just so she can pay her bills.
Maybe I should get a big black mean-looking truck next time. Bah!