Monthly Archives: June 2010

My first babies!

The product of a RM75 airflown starter kit from eBay and a newfound passion. Voila!

Mario Shroom is for Celine, Sunny Egg is for Sim.

Aaaah, my precious little handmade cuties!

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Suck in your fart and implode!

On the subject of a silent gassing assailant lurking somewhere in the premise of a friend’s office…

madhatter says:
fuckkkkkkk
dunno who the fuck is farting in the office
char siew pao farts non-stop
im gonna commit suicide now
harakiri style
farewell, dear world
Me says:
WALAO
madhatter says:
YEA EXACTLY
Me says:
u didn’t stand up and blare meh?
madhatter says:
fuck this shit!
no lah, can i hire you for that sole purpose?
Me says:
can
madhatter says:
stand up for fresh air!
yes we can!
Me says:
i can go to ur office pop in and say, I’VE BEEN HIRED BY AN ANONYMOUS CLIENT TO ASK THIS QUESTION OF LIFE-AND-DEATH
WHO THE FUCK HAS BEEN FARTING CHAR SIEW PAUS??
IF YOU DON’T WANNA CONFESS YOU BETTER SUCK UR FART IN AND IMPLODE
madhatter says:
HAHAAHHAHAAH
ROTFL
wah damn beh tahan

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My very impulsive wants.

I want to love my job.

I want a job I love.

I want to travel. Back-to-back. Melbourne to Hong Kong. Hong Kong to London. London to Dublin. With nary a care.

I want to meet Colin Firth and tell him how dashing he is.

I want the Cady from Oliver Peoples.

I want to shoot people in between the eyes and whoop for joy.

I want coffee. Stat. Or brain stimulants. The ones that go straight to the head. A bullet might do the trick.

I want to attend a music festival with all the band fare.

This ain’t going anywhere.

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Define: Idea

There is no greater force for changing the world than a powerful idea. Consider:

  • An idea can be created out of nothing except an inspired imagination.
  • An idea weighs nothing.
  • It can be transferred across the world at the speed of light for virtually zero cost.
  • And yet an idea, when received by a prepared mind, can have extraordinary impact.
  • It can reshape that mind’s view of the world.
  • It can dramatically alter the behavior of the mind’s owner.
  • It can cause the mind to pass on the idea to others.

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