The raptor steadies its gaze upon the unsuspecting prey, unfurls its majestic wings and leaps off the edge ready for the kill. It crashes spectacularly on the ground, succeeding only in landing a mouthful of dirt.
Not far away, its victim unleashes a piercing cackle. Never has the raptor suffer such indignity. “Just you wait, you bitch. Imma nail you on the ass the next time, and I’ll make sure the first damn thing I do is to tear your larynx apart.”