Monthly Archives: November 2010


Karen, put me in a chair, fuck me and make me a drink

I’ve lost direction, I’m past my peak

I’m telling you this isn’t me

No, this isn’t me

Karen, believe me, you haven’t seen my good side yet

– The National.


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The ultimate office essentials, no not kilometricos

This post is dedicated to the Boss. In order to boost productivity, you need to make your employees happy. In order to make your employees happy, you need to submit to their whims and fancies, like buying what you may think are non-essential items but in actual fact, they’re vital to sustain the seemingly dwindling lifeforce of your minions.

So here are 2 very important (and cute too) life-saving tools you can get for us:

1. Dunk Mug ($13.90)

This ingenious mug comes in handy in times when your staff, chained to their desks and forced to animate a damn cartoon burger, are starving and in need of some real-world 1-Up shrooms. Stop blowing your moolah on new hardware, thinner netbooks, fancy getaways (no wait, scratch that), more black executive-looking folders and get this instead because seriously, you’ve got to be blind not to notice that we’re on a staple diet of biscuits and coffee. The dunk mug safely stores yummy cookies under the steaming frothing cuppa, warming those delectable baked goodies just nicely. You don’t even need plates for those biscuits too, though we’ll have switch to buying the round Jacob Weetameal biscuits instead of the square ones. (link)

2. Piegato Board

This awesome wall mounted avant garde creation is a foldable device that’s great for hanging all sorts of fanboy paraphernalia or hot chick accessories (as illustrated) and neatly packs up into a flat board when not in use. Easy to carry and easy to install, it’s also perfect for scribbling down hurricane ideas – dawns on you like Zeus riding on a wave of lightning rods then spirals out of your mind quicker than you can say, “igotabrilliantideabutilostit”. Ignore new age blonde statements on chalkboard please. (link)

Geddit? geddit? So run along now and please buy them. Hipsters will always like fancy chic ideas.

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