My first babies!

The product of a RM75 airflown starter kit from eBay and a newfound passion. Voila!

Mario Shroom is for Celine, Sunny Egg is for Sim.

Aaaah, my precious little handmade cuties!

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Suck in your fart and implode!

On the subject of a silent gassing assailant lurking somewhere in the premise of a friend’s office…

madhatter says:
fuckkkkkkk
dunno who the fuck is farting in the office
char siew pao farts non-stop
im gonna commit suicide now
harakiri style
farewell, dear world
Me says:
WALAO
madhatter says:
YEA EXACTLY
Me says:
u didn’t stand up and blare meh?
madhatter says:
fuck this shit!
no lah, can i hire you for that sole purpose?
Me says:
can
madhatter says:
stand up for fresh air!
yes we can!
Me says:
i can go to ur office pop in and say, I’VE BEEN HIRED BY AN ANONYMOUS CLIENT TO ASK THIS QUESTION OF LIFE-AND-DEATH
WHO THE FUCK HAS BEEN FARTING CHAR SIEW PAUS??
IF YOU DON’T WANNA CONFESS YOU BETTER SUCK UR FART IN AND IMPLODE
madhatter says:
HAHAAHHAHAAH
ROTFL
wah damn beh tahan

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My very impulsive wants.

I want to love my job.

I want a job I love.

I want to travel. Back-to-back. Melbourne to Hong Kong. Hong Kong to London. London to Dublin. With nary a care.

I want to meet Colin Firth and tell him how dashing he is.

I want the Cady from Oliver Peoples.

I want to shoot people in between the eyes and whoop for joy.

I want coffee. Stat. Or brain stimulants. The ones that go straight to the head. A bullet might do the trick.

I want to attend a music festival with all the band fare.

This ain’t going anywhere.

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Define: Idea

There is no greater force for changing the world than a powerful idea. Consider:

  • An idea can be created out of nothing except an inspired imagination.
  • An idea weighs nothing.
  • It can be transferred across the world at the speed of light for virtually zero cost.
  • And yet an idea, when received by a prepared mind, can have extraordinary impact.
  • It can reshape that mind’s view of the world.
  • It can dramatically alter the behavior of the mind’s owner.
  • It can cause the mind to pass on the idea to others.

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Frames never looked so sexy

TELL ME I’M RIGHT!

With this, I can transform into the ultimate office vixen!

*Unleashes Secretary Death Stare superpower move no.56 onto hapless victims*

I’m so kidding myself.

(Fuck the frames are gonna cost a bomb so big my bank vault’s got a smokin’ crater.)

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Three Word Status: Taking the plunge

I emptied 1/3 of my water bottle onto my keyboard and now I gotta use a crappy one. That’s all you need to know.

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Three Word Status: House on fire

Once upon a time during my carefree idle days of university, I decided to check a friend’s blog and subsequently clicked on her user profile on Blogger. I found that ┬ánot only was she managing one, but three blogs all together. LO AND BEHOLD, not only was one of them incredibly personal but it wasn’t even managed privately. I wouldn’t be bothered if the blog was all about an emo punk kid whining about how sorry his ass was, but this, this was so, so intensely graphic due to the nature of its sexual content and the fact that it was written by someone close to us (who obviously didn’t know better than to spill her sexual fantasies all over the World Wide Web). It’s pornographic! And I wasn’t the only one who saw it. Another friend did too. So we hurriedly expressed our findings to said friend and in a matter of seconds, it’s off the blogosphere.

Years later, the subject was once again brought up between the two of us. We talked about it, laughed over it and moved on to another hilarious episode of our varsity days. It’s nice to know that a bond still holds strong.

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